mjalti:

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

(via maktubisms)

lmfao wtf me

ifeelsinister:

Dissociation is so weird because half the time i’ll dissociate as a coping mechanism to deal with some kind of stressful event, and the other half of the time i’ll just be chillin eating some pancakes and my brain will be like “u aren’t real and neither are these pancakes” and I’m just like “ok”

(via pakeeztani)

Me Literally

don’t you love when you accommodate for your friends but they’re flaky af so after tons of planning, you’re somehow destined to be alone at home on a Friday night 🙃

Ignore me I'm just really salty


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